The Armed Republic of Free Guaya is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 215 million Free Guayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Guayan economy, worth 17.7 trillion Guamineses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,355 Guamineses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Guaya's national animal is the Hammer head Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Guaya is ranked 31,970^th in the world and 19^th in Talonia for Most Patriotic, with 37.12 flags saluted per person per day.